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Bourbon Street, New Orleans
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NEW YEAR’S EVE, 2012
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Dear Ms. Can’t Dance
I would say to my child If you can’t find something to do in your room I will take every single thing out of it. Buck up, young lady.
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Xanadu Xero So what will We Do about it NOW, this “outrage” freshly brewed our brains NOW? 1. Check ‘Like’, feel connected. 2. Lash out “So what are YOUUUUUU doing?” completely beside the point. NG.2 hours ago ·
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Xanadu Xero To bat my point home, ‘the creative personality’ - a broad terrain - has just been classified as a sub-set of Psychotic YOO HOO! I channel my Grandma Rose “So what are you doing? Nothing? Then make some money” http:// www.scientificamerican.com/ article.cfm?id=the-unleashed-mind&page=4#add-comment
www.scientificamerican.comHighly creative people often seem weirder than the rest of us. Now researchers know why49 minutes ago · · -
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TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN: Hello Sweetpeas! I LOVE YOU!
Today, Grandma’s going to tell you all about her schnozz in case one of you is a faabulous gay squealing, “Grammie, what the fuck?”
Ready? Comfy? Okay!
ONCE UPON A TIME IN A STRANGE EXOTIC LAND… Grammie was fourteen, a freshman at Beverly Hills High School. Really!
Sometimes, Great-Grandma would pick me up at day’s end, but more often it was our lisping, gay, black houseman with the one long nail, who the year before had drunkenly ‘lost’ one of our cars.
I often saw Jack, Warren, Roman, Nic Roeg (dead dickheads) chat up jailbait on the lawn while we waited for our rides. With Warren’s full-time Beverly Wilshire Hotel suite mere moments away, he was a natural to host tea time socials!
No one ever told the Celebrity Pederasts to leave. Police would wave as they drove by.
They never approached ME.
No boys did. Skulking was Grammie’s wont back then (as now) in her favorite T: >BULLSHIRT<.
One special afternoon Great-Grandma fetched me in her gorgeous 1971 280 SE (that eventually became mine, but my ex, um, Grandpa kiped it) bursting with a surprise!
We were going - that very second - to show my nose to a plastic surgeon! (Plastic surgery BFD not yet volume business.)
THE VERY BEST ONE!
I already wasn’t allowed to have short hair because of my nose, and some jerk called me Barbra Streisand, but I disliked so much else about me that my nose didn’t really stand out (haha.)
I never said I wanted a nose job.
But then again, maybe NOSE was why boys didn’t like me, not the skulking per se.
That wasn’t Great-Grandma’s first stunt, by the way. Two years before that, I got a twin set:
A) My since birth blankie “disappeared.” “Must have been thrown out” Great-Grandma said but it was not in the trash. “Twelve’s too old,” the chaotic refrain - my father’s, hers, then, hoping to be loved, mine.
B) My first *surprise medical visit* to a UCLA research clinic, to stop my growth.
At 5’6 I was plenty tall Great-Grandma said, if I want my choice of husbands. “Men don’t marry giraffes.”
I half thought I’d hallucinated B) until I befriended a woman raised in B.H. who’s mother made her go too.
“I’m going to give you the Cadillac Of Noses” crooned Dr. Morey Parkes as if Mel Brooks wrote the part. He must think there’s just one model, thought I, cauz 500 girls at school had already been hacked by him - little boxes, all the same. Perky.
A word that I knew, even then, would never describe me.
Dr. Snazz did not give me a little box, it’s possible he didn’t give me anything at all.
Story was he stocked O.R.s with Cadillac Recipients, gave them a ya shayna punim kiss gliding to the next sweet-sixteener once she drugged out. He ‘supervised.’ TOP CHEF!
Hark, hark! The Pharmaceutical Coke Years!
Anywho, new nose crooked, vales of tears. My Dad grabbed VOGUE, and pointed out models with bad nose jobs. Nose slowly collapsed (sans coke.) Another Master Surgeon fixed it ten years hence. Nose collapsed (but before Endgame it looked GOOD.)
CUT 2 CHASE the above is three years old. Not thrilled with the tuber references but New Master Surgeon said it “had to be that wide” because of blah blah. Motherfucker.
OF COURSE THE *O. HENRY POINT* IS:
It doesn’t look much different from when it started out.
(author’s note: overexposed for a reason)
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11 Occult Secrets Now In the Open | Before It’s News
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“Power is derived in many ways. One of them is through ignorance. Deprive people of enough empowering truths while giving the illusion of an essential central control system and you’ll have the masses in your back pocket.”
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Xanadu Xero I have a very hard time with people jumping on bandwagons for grandstanding like “11 Occult Secrets” >Things are presented as apparent truths without explanation/ substantiation with words and terms exactly defined. Words are mushy now, like SACRED which people bat like a badminton bird. (con’t)
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- When I was JUST SO POPULAR, $uccessful, writing TV, a friend of my mother’s, a dolt, pranced up to me and grabbed my hands with a simpy look that made me understand why men hate us.
- She winked, “I saw your show last night… YOU READ MY SOUL!”
- That really laid out my devil’s bargain.
Xanadu Xero From the article: “Earth is apparently a proving ground. It’s not static for any level of existence, never mind the human experience. We seem to be set here to make choices, learn lessons and come to realizations that appear to have a collective impact on existence.”
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Xanadu Xero Is that not the HEIGHT OF ARROGANCE? Why is earth “APPARENTLY a proving ground”? Even if it is„ why do we ASSUME we’re so COMPLEX - i.e. IF WE DON’T SEE IT OR GET IT, IT DOESN’T EXIST, like a little kid hiding his eyes and saying “Try to find me!”
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Xanadu Xero ”We seem to be set here to” - I mean, come ON. Etc. You it’s quite possible it’s NONE OF THE ABOVE, and will be FOREVER OPAQUE a concept that sends the human animal into a laughable frenzy.
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Xanadu Xero I posit the blocks to wisdom are DEFINITION and FORM, in and of themselves. Buddhism is elitist, cliquish and cash grabbing as everything else.
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IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I’VE ROCK-AND-ROLLED
IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I DID THE STROLL
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ORWELL SMELL? ORWELL HELL!
#OWS PLEEEZ DON’T prove my 3 theories right:
1. The Left is defective.
2. All Groups are the same.
3. Oppressed -> Oppressors given half a chance.
Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free asked by Anonymous
No, I won’t do that, it’s too weird. Put up or shut up. Are you a teenage girl?
I feel ASSAULTED when things WAVE IN MY FACE ONSCREEN when I haven’t asked for them.
Et vous?
This INVADES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS UPTAKE, bitches.
GOT BRAINWASH?
Step aside and look, like Samantha. It is WRONG that we prefer to communicate/recreate this way. We should get that ZETZ in Real Life. People used to. We’re helpless to resist what forcefully brands our brains.
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